BLUE BIRD OF HAPPINESS
BLUE BIRD OF HAPPINESS, MY ASS!
It's Friggin' Freezing.
There's snow up my ass, all the food's covered with
3 feet of this white shit, and you want ME to sing?
What?? Anne Murray's "Snowbird"? Piss Off!!
Next year, I'm flyin' to Jamaica, and smokin’ dope!!
It is a tempting idea! Well, maybe not the dope smoking part, but a
fruity drink with an umbrella would work just as well!